looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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