Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
All I want is dick and wine.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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