69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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