I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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