So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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