You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
