giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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