Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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