Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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