Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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