Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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