i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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