You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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