Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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