Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
