Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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