Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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