Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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