i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
