How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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