You surviving the open bar?
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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