..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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