That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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