Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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