Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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