The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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