Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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