I smell stomach acid.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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