Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
