oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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