best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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