We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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