And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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