Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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