and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
your like the ambassador to my penis.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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