i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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