So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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