Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
