I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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