I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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