There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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