i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
