Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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