I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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