I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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