We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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