YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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