Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My first STD was from a foam party
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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