My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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