Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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