That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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