did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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