...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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